hell yes lets make some ravioli
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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