you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
my liver is dry heaving
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
