He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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