You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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