'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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