How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Randomize
