So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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