Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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