All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize