So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
