just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Pappa wants mamma naked
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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