One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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