you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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