Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He did a backflip because drugs
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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