So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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