All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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