I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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