i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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