Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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