This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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