The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
is it fun? or sober?
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