Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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