I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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