honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.