I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.