but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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