I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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