i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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