Do you still have your period?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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