Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I have post one night stand depression
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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