are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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