Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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