i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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