i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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