i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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