Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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