Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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