Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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