so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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