hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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