so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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