I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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