I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I've blown a few things in my day
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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