Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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