you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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