Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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