I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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