new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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