Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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