DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
