yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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