I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm at about main and main street
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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