If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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