a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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