North Korea, Best Korea!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He? As in you personified your dick?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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