I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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