My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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